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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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So they tried
No go.
—
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
What are the best moistening cream and sunscreen for oily skin?
Still no good
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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